I am going home.
Because I’m grouchy and tired.
Then I’ll masturbate.
I apologize,
For calling you Timothy.
When clearly you’re Jeff.
Once upon a time,
two or more people had sex,
and it was awkward.
Let’s have sexy times.
There is nothing on Netflix,
that I want to watch.
Sometimes sex is nice.
But reading a book alone,
Meets more of my needs.
Being hugged by them
Is just as satisfying
As penetration
Your pheromones smell
Like joy, and food, and safety
Fucking delicious
Caroline 12/17/19
