I am grumpy a lot of time. I make jokes about it but, seriously, kinda grumpy a lot. I will probably flake on plans once in awhile. I don’t ever intend to but I just run out of resources and I can’t people any more. And when I can’t people it is best for me to stay away because I will definitely put my foot in my mouth or be insensitive. I can be kind of self centered that way.
Also, I am chronically busy. For real, I am really busy. Because if I don’t have enough to do my brain makes that bad sound that engines do when you rev them in neutral. Thus, I tend to overcommit to things and then feel a little frazzled and distracted all the time. I commit to stuff because I want to do it all but I just can’t.
Now that that’s out of the way let me get to my good qualities. I am really fun to be around. I make excellent jokes some of which are very witty puns (you’re welcome). My sense of humor doesn’t take shots at people with less power and privilege (bare minimum to not be an asshole). So I have that going for me.
If I mess up, I will say I’m sorry. Though it can sometimes take awhile to convince me I am wrong. 8 times out of 10 I will change behavior and put effort into making you safer and more comfortable around me. Those other 2 times are because I have a bad memory about things so please have me write it down.
I try very hard to keep careful control of my temper and have clean conflict. I am pretty good at not yelling and I am an excellent problem solver. I am getting better about asking if people want their problems solved. If I start to solve a problem you just needed to vent about please tell me.
I will, literally, NEVER remember dumb things you have said or done. Seriously, my memory is not good and I put very little effort into remembering people’s flaws. If you hurt my feelings I will forget about it very quickly and we will be totally fine in 24 hours tops.
I am very tall and can reach many things on high shelves. I am very handy if you need someone to open jars. If we go shopping together I will be very honest but also very kind. My laugh is very infectious and sometimes I snort!
Thank you for reviewing my application to be your friend. I hope to hear from you soon.
Caroline
11/19/19
Saraline Speaks 